… That I’m Pretty Sure Aren’t True (or Are They?):
- Sam Houston defeated Santa Anna because he had the battleship Texas and Mexican horses can’t swim very well.
- A banjo in the band doesn’t necessarily mean you’re hearing a country or bluegrass song.
- You can’t make jerky from beaver meat.
- Chip’s Burger Village is slightly underpriced.
- People who buy a Harley then spend money on fixed saddle bags and a CD player for an over-sized faring should have just gotten a Honda GoldWing instead.
- Sarah Palin is the Kim Kardashian of politics. (Minus the butt.)
- I think I’m going to spend the rest of my life designing a no-skip phonograph player for my car. Nothing says “road trip” like rockin’ a Kool and the Gang LP on vinyl.
- Nothing says “luau” like a sales pitch for a Las Vegas vacation.
- Friends are important. And also necessary to bail you out of jail.
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